not a teeny tiny lizard but a Jurassic park size lizard
then when i tried to scare him off he didn't budge
he was like---- Yep, I am a big one aren't I and I know you are scared of me. I will move when I am good and ready.
finally I get him off the bed and onto the floor. No luck in catching him so now I have a dinosaur almost bigger than my dog growing in my bedroom.
So of course last night I had nightmares about dinosaurs and bill cosby because he might be a monster also